Eat Your Heart Out Fisher Price.

Henry had a really busy day at the office.  He had to send his secretary out because he seems to be running low on pens, sharpies, and scotch tape.

His mother is THRILLED to see that he has inherited her weird obsession and love for office/school supplies.

She wonders if he’ll get the same rush every fall when she takes him to go get his school supply list?

He’s also shown a marked improvement on his ability to multi-task since he turned 8 months old.  A trait he’s certainly inherited from his mother.

And to think…we parents spend all this time trying to pick out educational, colorful, chew-proof, safety-first, this-will-make-my-kid-smarter-and-more-well-rounded toys.  When will we learn?

Or perhaps the bigger question should be…when will Mama Perks stop being a negligent mother, and give her son a darn ball to play with?